LOST AND FOUND
Sheep. I don’t know where to find them. Please contact L. Bopeep. [4/1]
Slipper. Glass, size small. Found on way to the ball. Call Prince to identify and claim. [4/1]
FOR SALE
Fish filets. From exceptionally large marlin caught by elderly Cuban fisherman. Call Santiago. [4/1]
SERVICES OFFERED
Letter writing. Skilled writer will compose a love letter to be sent to the object of your affections. Call C. de Bergerac. [4/1]
Math tutor. Relatively low rates. Call A. Einstein. [4/1]
Golf lessons. For women only, preferably tall blondes. Call T. Woods. [4/1]
Knitting lessons. Learn intricate, revolutionary techniques. Call Mme. Defarge. [4/1]
SERVICES WANTED
Monogram removal. Call H. Prynne. [4/1]
Personal chef. Low-fat dishes only. Call J. Sprat. [4/1]
MESSAGES
Need a ride to California? Large family looking for riders to share cost. Call T. Joad. [4/1]
Party on! Everyone who’s anyone will be there. Call J. Gatsby. [4/1]
