“A ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.ˮ
— Robert Orben (1927–2023, American comedy writer)
Truer Words for June 5, 2026
“A ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.ˮ
— Robert Orben (1927–2023, American comedy writer)
