“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
—Erma Bombeck (1927-1996, American humorist)
Truer Words for November 28, 2025
“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
—Erma Bombeck (1927-1996, American humorist)