Four pages of pseudo news for April Fools Day!
Harvard Pressed contributors: Danny Eisenberg, Dave Kay, Connie Larrabee, Mark Mikitarian, Marc Sevigny
- Plans unveiled for Route 2 bridge
- Devens aims to annex most of Harvard
- Town offices could move to Ayer Road bowling alley
- Notice Bored (Last chance for dog owners, Mild weather forces calendar changes, New tax work-off plan)
- Candidates face tough new campaign questions
- Town Hall collapses; Selectmen split on escape plan
- Pond parking area to get new look
- FinCom edicts alarm experts
- Farmers’ Market has new mission
- Cable Committee goes ‘silent’
- People (Dishonor Roll, Nuptials announced)
- Lunarize Harvard project gains momentum
- Police Fog
- Movie reviews in 140 characters or fewer
- Book Review: “Spleen—It’s no fun without one”
